The Tucker(s) 2: Round 3 / I'm Just A Gigolo

Brian Tucker is finished with college and is now living out on his own.



He moved into 11A Turnover Terrace, which is the top apartment or penthouse, I guess. It seems a fitting bachelor pad for him.



This lovely decoration in his kitchen is a counter by Squinge for keeping track of his many conquests. It's handy, although it doesn't really go with the decor.



Yes, Brian is a Don Juan. He wasn't allowed to finish his Lifetime Want in college because I had been burned out with Sophie Fletcher's same Lifetime Want the previous college round. It made me rethink the whole idea of working on Lifetime Wants in college. It's too easy to neglect other sims that way, and then they might not get Summa Cum Laude like Sophie's brother Charles.



Brian has many BFF's, although "best friends with benefits" would be a better way of describing it.



Because he wasn't allowed to finish his Lifetime Want in college, he accomplished a few other things. Here are his plaques and diploma.



I don't know why these pop-ups are worded wrong, but it really bothers me. Samantha is telling Brian his reputation is on it's way up, not telling herself that - or at least that's what I think the point is.



Brian has a reputation for playing "hide the sock" (or is it "find the sock?") with every woman he possibly can. I'm not sure how that is a positive thing. The girl is Emmy Curtain, BTW.



Here he is with his former professor, Carolina Landry.



And this is Diane Bendett. I can't remember if Diane is a college student or not.



Brian was running out of girls that weren't playables in Apple Grove, and I guess he studied too much to meet a lot of girls in college, so I suggested he meet some women elsewhere.

He decided to go on a mountain vacation to Three Lakes since he had heard such good reports from his mother, brother and Grandpa Sam about their recent vacation there.



This is where he decided to stay.



The accommodations were simple, but adequate for his purposes.



Brian decided to meet as many women as he could while on vacation. The maid's name is Diane Dennis. Unfortunately, he thinks she's icky.



During his soak in the Inn's hot tub, Daniel meets Tiffany and Virginia.



Brian's secondary aspiration is grilled cheese, and he always wants to talk about it. Virginia has a cheese allergy. She breaks out in hives if she even talks about cheese.



Sharlene is the only girl at Three Lakes that will actually own up to loving cheese.



Demi isn't allergic to cheese, but she does think it's really boring.



But somehow despite their cheese differences, Brian and Demi managed to bridge the gap, so to speak.



Apparently, if you don't lock your door at this inn, people assume you have an open door policy.



I think Sharlene wanted to finish their cheese conversation. Maybe someday you can.



Gee, I don't know why I took this picture. Put your own interesting caption here, I guess.



Brian has learned to slap dance, so you know that everyone in Apple Grove will be doing the hot new dance move by the end of the week.



Brian examined the "Old Glory" tree rings. You're so lucky, because now you too will get to learn the history of this mighty tree over the last 150 years:

That was quite boring. Isn't it fun to be on vacation with someone who has got to read every historical placard? I thought I'd remind you.

Focus, Brian! I thought you were here to meet women, not trees.



He decides to go try out logrolling next. This is a dude, Brian! But, it turns out that there really aren't that many women here that he hasn't already met.



Brian learned deep tissue massage. I sure hope that isn't a euphemism, but with Brian it wouldn't surprise me.



Yay, he gets to find Bigfoot now. Bigfoot is not a woman, Brian - and for game purposes is not even really a man.



They discuss Harry Potter while fishing and become friends. This is not Mark Bigfoot who came to live with his brother Martin, BTW. This is his replacement, Stephen Bigfoot.



He did finally meet Tori Carlson that night. They had good chemistry, but he had to go and talk about cheese again. I think she's dieting or something.



Tiffany Wilson looks a bit out of place here at Three Lakes. She looks like she's vacationing from Twikkii Island. She's very good at fishing, apparently.



Brian decides to go on an outing with her. Tiffany must be lactose intolerant, because the thought of cheese pains her.



Brian thoughtfully dumps an old couch from the Greek house on her.



And she actually took it. It's a good way of getting rid of stuff you don't want. ;)

Brian even got a tiny bit smarter from his outing with her.



He also asked Meredith Jung on an outing.



She also had a great time. Brian found that outings allowed him to meet and make fast friends with women out where he might otherwise get slapped by other jealous girls.



Brian's vacation comes to a close as he masters the Chest Pound.

Demi flies in from the Three Lakes to personally deliver a telescope as a gift to Brian. How did she manage to get that on the plane?



Now that he is home, he spends time on the phone getting better acquainted with the women he met on vacation.

Thanks for the laptop, Erin, although I seriously doubt that Brian is an insightful person or he wouldn't want to woohoo every woman he meets - including you, BTW.



Brian brings home a collection of knickknacks from Three Lakes.



I wonder if these souvenir racks really do anything at all. Brian is always very friendly, so we may never know.

Brian invited Tori Carlson for a visit. She is desperate enough to hop the next plane to come visit a guy she barely knows. Tori is not an insightful person.



While he waits for her to visit tomorrow, Brian slap dances until I want to slap him, and then goes down to the pool area to chat with Sophie Fletcher.

Apparently there is some very strong chemistry between them which is not at all surprising considering their similarities in personality and goals.



As soon as Brian got what he wanted, he sent Tori packing and called another girl.

Tiffany will arrive in the morning. Meanwhile, Tori thinks she had a great date.



And Brian puts the moves on Erin who came over that night.



I almost feel sorry for these silly girls.



Tiffany arrives in the morning as planned. She thinks she's really in love.



But Tiffany is just a number, and so once she is off her back she will be on her way back to wherever she is from.

April Alioto is this girl's name. She is on her way the next day from Three Lakes.



In the mean time, Brian has Robin Monif over to spend the night.



And here he is with April the next day.

Kerie Smith agreed to come visit the next day. She is at least as old as his mother, but he doesn't mind.



Meanwhile, Dagmar Jordan spends the night.



Brian you are a pig, but thank you for at least not burning the Lobster Thermidor.

And at the close of the round, we discover the funny grammar of the Mr. Bubbles counter, and the fact that Brian "did the woohoo 15 times."

Scoring: Brian is scoring with every girl he can. He has 5 girls left to score with to get his LTW.